February 2012
532 posts
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The reason I don't have a lot of followers?
People think I’m too sexy and they’re scared they will end up falling in love with me.
What can I do.
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When someone loans me something..
and they’re like “bring it to me tomorrow, don’t forget!”
I’m like “don’t worry”
The next day:
“I’ll bring it tomorrow I swear”
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Whenever I see a post that relates to me..
I’m like “Fuck! Why didn’t I think of that? I do it all the time!”
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
When i walk into class late
picszone:
queenhawthorne:
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
When a website recommends a username for me:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
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When a website recommends a username for me:
wtfsofunny:
wtf this blog is so funny:))
